40 Things You Have NOT Been Asked In A Survey... Promise!

1. Do you know anyone in prison at the present moment?
Two people

2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?
Nope

3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
Today

4. Do you have a desk in your room?
Nope
5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
A few times

6. What color is your couch?
Purple

7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
Negative

8. Can you walk a straight line when you're sober?
Yes, also when I'm drunk

9. Do you throw up gang signs?
Once and a while

10. Have you ever broken a rib?
Twice

11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
I would rather be a man, which i am.

12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
Someone I used to go out with, fuck spoiled people

13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
True love, are you kidding me?

14. Have you ever had sex in church?
I've only been in two churches, and no

15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a Marine?
Single! Never

16. Do you watch the Grammys?
Fuck no

17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
Never

19. Would you rather date someone 2 years younger then you or 20 years older?
Two years younger

20.Have you ever had a eating disorder?
Negative

21. Do you have a porn collection?
A long time ago

23. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship?
Kind of

24. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Sometimes

26. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
A few friends

28. Do you worry about global warming?
I don't worry about it, but I do care.

29. Do you like polar bears?
Nope. I want them to live, but I don't like many thing that would kill me

30. Have you ever been cheated on?
Once.

31. What's your favorite brand of water?
H20

32 . What slang word(s) do you call marijuana?
Weed

33. Are you an atheist?
Fuck yeah!

34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?
Negative

35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
I didn't really have childhood dreams, and the few that I did haven't.

36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
Once I did. But no sweetie right now, so no

37. What's your opinion on gold?
Don't have one.

38. Are you a country boy/girl or city slicker?
Little bit of both

39. Are you an only child?
Negative

40. Do you want to hit something?
As much as I can, for as long as I can, as often as I can.

FINALLY THIS SURVEY IS OVER.